I saw this nauseating "Early Days" doll in a toy store in the Metropole mall. All wrinkly and shriveled, like an old man. Looks a lot like Brad Pitt's character in the early moments of "Benjamin Button," if you ask me.
I'd be embarrassed to put this in my shopping cart, wouldn't you? Apparently, it's toilet paper infused with herbs and spices and unguents designed to relieve the pain and itch of hemorrhoids. Couldn't they think of a better name? Reminds me of the washing machine detergent here called Colon.
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